Hi, K! I am in dire need of your advice! There is a person who I cannot stand. What I mean is that every time I hear them breathe I wish they would stop, and every time they speak I can't help but notice that what they've said was extremely stupid. All this in mind… Continue reading Dear Kermit: Grumpy in Greenfield
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Dear Kermit: Big-Hearted Hogger
Dear Kermit, I have been broken up with my ex-girlfriend of 2 years for about 3 months now. She lied to me, cheated on, played, and threw away the love I gave her. And while I am over her, it still hurts watching her with her new boyfriend who I know is not a good… Continue reading Dear Kermit: Big-Hearted Hogger
Dear Kermit: Nervous in New Hampshire
Dear Kermit, Midterm grades are coming out soon and, if I’m finally being honest with myself, I haven’t done well at all. In fact, that’s pretty much an understatement. This is my first semester at a very intense school, and the level of work and effort required of us has been really difficult, way harder… Continue reading Dear Kermit: Nervous in New Hampshire
Dear Kermit: Conflicted in Connecticut
Dear Kermit, It's a classic conflict. You find yourself in a place you love; a place that has embraced you and made you feel at home. The people you have met quickly found places in your heart and become family. This place is truly special and you know it, and you could stay in this… Continue reading Dear Kermit: Conflicted in Connecticut
Dear Kermit: Chunky in Chicago
Dear Kermit, I am f-a-t. Fat. Hefty. Big boned. Chunky. You know that Eddie Murphy movie with the Klumps? Well I’m pretty sure he wrote that about me. I’ve tried everything to lose weight, but nothing works. I’m usually okay with my body, except for when summer rolls around. I’m so self-conscious that I’d rather… Continue reading Dear Kermit: Chunky in Chicago
Dear Kermit: Heartbroken Hermonite
Dear Kermit, I’m pretty distraught right now. My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, went out with another guy this weekend and it broke my heart. I treated her so well, but maybe I should just be a jerk. I don’t know what to do to get over her. Any advice? Signed, Heartbroken Hermonite Dear Heartbroken Hermonite, Let’s… Continue reading Dear Kermit: Heartbroken Hermonite
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